Luxuries! (A rhyme written in response to the vote by the House of Commons to block plans to extend free school meals for the most vulnerable children in society)
"Luxuries! Luxuries!
We must have responsibility!"
cries the MP from the comfort of his salary
and lunch subsidy.
"Avoid nationalisation!
Let's have rationalisation for
the joy of privatisation
is the freedom to choose.
Heat or food?
Clothes or light?
It's about liberation
in the ongoing fight
to unshackle the people
and allow them to decide!
Emergency dinners is
fiscal suicide.
We need every penny
to keep our bombs primed
and ready to use
if we are inclined.
We must honour our contracts
and look after our friends
We must keep in their favour
(Our retirement depends
on the offer of seats
on a top business board
Earning more money
as we head to the Lords).
So, let us be honest -
we're in this together
And the decisions ahead
are a question of whether
we avoid the tough actions
fiscal prudence demands.
Free dinners are wasteful -
you must understand.
And now the debate
and the vote has been won,
we're off for a meal
Subsidy anyone?"
Luxuries! Luxuries!
We must have responsibility!
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